Sage’s Cravings

Sage's Cravings is a fun lewd shooter that is also a parody of a popular free-to-play game that I will be honest and say that I have never actually played. With that being said, I am probably not the ideal person to be talking about this. However, I do like lewd games, I do like shooters and I do like sci-fi so the game does have a lot of things I like about it so I decided to give it a try and see if I could get into it and I actually did. As far as I can tell, this game is still very much a work in progress, but what is here is fun stuff and I have found myself coming back to it a couple of times.

Features:

Unique Gameplay: Take on the role of Yoru and destroy broken bots to establish a secure area where ramen may be prepared.

Engaging Storyline: Take in the enthralling tale of sating Sage’s need for mouthwatering ramen as you play the game.

Challenging Levels: As you advance through progressively challenging stages, you’ll put your abilities and tactics to the test, making for an engaging and satisfying gaming experience.

Stunning Visuals: Take pleasure in visually amazing graphics that breathe life into the Icebox Kitchen and its inhabitants, resulting in an eye-catching and captivating gameplay environment.

Continuous updates and improvements: Keep up with the latest updates and enhancements by pledging on the developer's Patreon page, ensuring a constantly evolving and enhanced gaming experience.

User involvement: Stay connected with the development team, provide feedback, and make suggestions to shape the future direction of the game, creating a sense of community and involvement.

Install instructions:

PC / LINUX

Step 1: Download the .rar file labelled with '_PC' or '_Linux'

Step 2: Download a .rar extractor such as 7-zip or Winrar

Step 3: Extract the folder within via the extractor

Step 4: Find the Sage's Cravings .exe file to launch the game. Enjoy!

ANDROID

Step 1: Download the .apk file

Step 2: Run the .apk. If you have an older version installed, let the new one overwrite it. You can delete the older .apk's to save storage space.

Step 3: Launch the game. Enjoy!

Reviews:

A Game I Need To Try!

Ok, now I am going to warn you Valorant fans here, this may be hard to read. Sage's Cravings is a lewd parody of VALORANT. The free-to-paly first person shooter game that is very popular, but for some reason, I have never given the time of day. I have seen a stream here and there and I do have a friend that says I would like it, well perhaps the best compliment I can give this game here is that it has made me want to check out the source material.

All For Some Soup & A Sandwich!

As I am not familiar with the ins and outs of the VALORANT lore, I am sure much of Sage's Cravings charm was lost on my ignorant ass. However, the basics of what are going down here are that we play as a character called Yoru and we are fighting off these robots that have gone haywire so that we can have a safe area to cook in so that we can win the favor of a hot sci-fi babe that is called Sage…. I am sure it is a lot of fun if you know these characters, but I still managed to get a kick out of the quirky sci-fi goings on that were happening here.

Bots At The Edge Of My Screen!

The gameplay on offer in Sage's Cravings is a lot of fun and quite unusual for a lewd game. We control a little dude at the bottom of the screen and the screen will fill up with these crazy robots. We have to move the cursor around, shoot them, and kill them all to complete the stage. We earn credits that we can then use to buy better weapons that will help us as we progress through the game. The only issue that I had and as the game is still being worked on and fine tuned I am sure it will be fixed, is that when a robot is right at the edge of the screen, I had way more trouble shooting it than I felt like I should be. It did become frustrating for me if I am being honest.

A Fun, But Quirky Kind Of Style

As I have said multiple times, I am not familiar with VALORANT so the character designs in Sage's Cravings are something that I have to take at face value. I like the character portraits and the little bits of lewd content that I did see tickled that lewd sci-fi thirst I had. I do have to say that I got a massive kick out of the way the character we controlled looked like they were made with Paint while in the shooting section, it just added a lot of quirkiness and charm to the game which made things more fun.

Changelog:

v0.21.0

Added Viper Chapter 2 – Path 1 (Bondage with Yoru)

Added Twitter page link in Extras

Rewritten some of the dialogue of Viper’s first Venom Vial quest

Revised cave level battle end screen that lets the player choose between extra EXP or Venom Vial as an additional reward

Hidden the ‘Brimstone shares his cake’ button on Killjoy’s memory device if the Easter Egg is not discovered

v0.10

Added 3 nudes in Cypher’s Shop (Omen, Sage, Reyna)

Added Charisma discount mechanic for Cypher’s Shop

Added a mute button in the volume settings at Main Menu

Autosave now occurs when ending conversations

Swapped places of Creds display and Phone button (some mobile screens crop out the phone therefore making the main menu inaccessible)

Reworked Gallery for better picture viewing

BUG FIXES:

Fixed Cloud Save not saving Cypher’s shop progress

Fixed some members on the Credits not having their portraits displayed properly

Prevented multiple phones from spawning on the screen

Conclusion:

Sage's Cravings offers an immersive and captivating gaming experience with its intriguing storyline, engaging gameplay, stunning visuals, unique characters, continuous updates, and the opportunity to be a part of the development process. Join Yoru on this exciting adventure and satisfy Sage's Cravings by downloading the app now.