Sage’s Cravings APK

Sage’s Cravings is a porn parody based on Valorant. I started this project because I’m horny for Rule 34 Valorant content. Lmao. I’m only working on this game part time while funds are low. If I get enough support, I’ll dedicate more time on this project and make more frequent releases.

Mechanics: 

Sage’s Cravings’ gameplay is a carefully crafted fusion of cooking simulation and action combat. Players navigate Icebox Kitchen, a multi-layered environment teeming with robotic adversaries. Combat is dynamic and engaging, requiring players to utilize a variety of weapons and tactics to defeat different types of bots. Some are swift and agile, demanding quick reflexes, while others are heavily armored, necessitating strategic thinking. The challenge lies in balancing combat with the culinary aspect of the game.The cooking mechanics are equally detailed. Players learn to prepare various ramen dishes, selecting ingredients, managing cooking times, and striving for perfect flavor profiles. Success in combat directly impacts the player’s culinary journey. Defeating bots yields ingredients and unlocks upgrades, allowing Yoru to expand his menu and improve his cooking skills. This interconnected system creates a compelling gameplay loop, where combat prowess directly fuels culinary progress.

Features:

Immersive storyline: Play as the character Yoru and embark on a mission to eliminate malfunctioning bots in order to create a safe space to cook ramen and satisfy Sage's Cravings.

Engaging gameplay: Experience thrilling challenges as you navigate through Icebox Kitchen, strategizing and outsmarting the bots to achieve your goal.

Stunning visual design: Immerse yourself in a visually captivating world with detailed graphics and vibrant colors, bringing the game to life.

Unique characters: Encounter a diverse array of characters with their own distinct personalities, adding depth and excitement to the game's narrative.

Continuous updates and improvements: Keep up with the latest updates and enhancements by pledging on the developer's Patreon page, ensuring a constantly evolving and enhanced gaming experience.

User involvement: Stay connected with the development team, provide feedback, and make suggestions to shape the future direction of the game, creating a sense of community and involvement.

Tips:

Be Prepared for Combat: Always keep your guard up. Malfunctioning bots can appear at any time. Use your environment to your advantage, and don’t hesitate to plan your moves before engaging in a fight.

Manage Your Time Wisely: The clock is ticking, and ramen can’t be made in a rush! While you must eliminate the bots, you also need to gather ingredients and cook efficiently. Balancing combat and cooking is key to success.

Stay Updated on Development: Since the game is actively being developed, new features and content are regularly added. Join the Discord community for updates, share your thoughts, and help shape the direction of the game.

Navigate the Icebox Kitchen: Use the ARROW KEYS or WASD to control Yoru and move through the kitchen’s various sections. Be on the lookout for malfunctioning bots that need to be dealt with before you can continue your culinary work.

Fight Malfunctioning Bots: When you encounter malfunctioning bots, press SPACE BAR to engage in combat. Defeat these bots to clear the kitchen and ensure that Sage’s cravings can be satisfied without interference.

Changelog:

Added Killjoy Chapter 4 (Kay/O becomes a sex bot, Footjob)

Added customizable resolutions in the main menu's screen settings

Added new mob: Shield Bot

Added new story opportunities for Killjoy's story after choosing the 'Creds' path

Prevented the ability to change resolution in the Browser version (Browser version's resolution has always self-adjusted on the device's screen size anyway)

Comments:

Ok, now I am going to warn you Valorant fans here, this may be hard to read. Sage's Cravings is a lewd parody of VALORANT. The free-to-paly first person shooter game that is very popular, but for some reason, I have never given the time of day. I have seen a stream here and there and I do have a friend that says I would like it, well perhaps the best compliment I can give this game here is that it has made me want to check out the source material.

As I am not familiar with the ins and outs of the VALORANT lore, I am sure much of Sage's Cravings charm was lost on my ignorant ass. However, the basics of what are going down here are that we play as a character called Yoru and we are fighting off these robots that have gone haywire so that we can have a safe area to cook in so that we can win the favor of a hot sci-fi babe that is called Sage…. I am sure it is a lot of fun if you know these characters, but I still managed to get a kick out of the quirky sci-fi goings on that were happening here.

The gameplay on offer in Sage's Cravings is a lot of fun and quite unusual for a lewd game. We control a little dude at the bottom of the screen and the screen will fill up with these crazy robots. We have to move the cursor around, shoot them, and kill them all to complete the stage. We earn credits that we can then use to buy better weapons that will help us as we progress through the game. The only issue that I had and as the game is still being worked on and fine tuned I am sure it will be fixed, is that when a robot is right at the edge of the screen, I had way more trouble shooting it than I felt like I should be. It did become frustrating for me if I am being honest.

As I have said multiple times, I am not familiar with VALORANT so the character designs in Sage's Cravings are something that I have to take at face value. I like the character portraits and the little bits of lewd content that I did see tickled that lewd sci-fi thirst I had. I do have to say that I got a massive kick out of the way the character we controlled looked like they were made with Paint while in the shooting section, it just added a lot of quirkiness and charm to the game which made things more fun.

Final Verdict:

Ever dreamed of crafting the perfect bowl of ramen while fighting off rogue bots? Sounds crazy, right? Well, welcome to Sage’s Cravings APK, a game that blends culinary artistry with intense action in a way you’ve never seen before.You step into the shoes of Yoru, a determined chef on a mission to establish the ultimate ramen haven—Icebox Kitchen. But there’s a twist—malfunctioning bots are running rampant, threatening to ruin everything. Your job? Eliminate them and keep the kitchen safe!This game is more than just another cooking simulator. It’s an immersive journey with a deep storyline, breathtaking visuals, and engaging mechanics that’ll have you hooked for hours. Ready to dive into this deliciously thrilling experience? Let’s take a closer look!