Milking Mira!

Sassy, cocky, selfish. Mira is a difficult lady and won’t settle for less than the best. While her normal routine involves working at a cafe, driving expensive cars, and sipping mimosas, this job starkly contrasts her luxurious lifestyle. It’s going to take an experienced farm hand to handle her demands and ensure maximum milk output! As you click to milk Mira!, you’ll increase her rank and unlock various items to enhance your operation. From fully automated milking machines to a special breeding program, you’ll need to find the best combinations to keep her satisfied and productive! Do you have what it takes to handle a handful of Mira?

Game Tips:

Even though Hucow games are extremely rare, in the end, neither the gameplay nor the porn can redeem this from being on the “don’t bother” level. Cool game, but a little basic in that there isn’t much interaction outside of manually milking the nipples; it’s just “click left nipple, then right, then left” or “QEQEQEQEQE” the entire time (unless you are lucky and acquire the milkers). I was a little miffed that pregnancy was the second-to-last item I unlocked; ranking up to unlock new stuff is RNG. I’m also a little miffed that a significant portion of the gear you can equip her with is demonstrably superior to other gear and doesn’t give the player a choice; you’re going to equip everything made of gold.

Changelog:

Spoiler

Alright! I’ve been busting my ass trying to squash every bug I can find, and I should hopefully have resolved several of the recent ones that have been reported. Thanks for everyone’s co-operation in finding some of these.

Bug Fixes

Changed color on Golden Party Time Item: This item is Mira’s final rank unlock but it was color coded as a general item. Additionally, a small text with “MAX” has been added to hint at the unlock condition.

Fixed page buttons in tool panel displaying “Camera” on mouse over.

Fixed issue with Mira’s rope boobs not working with key-based milking inputs.

Fixed broken buy buttons on Golden Party Time and Witching Hour: These items had a price of 0 in the backend since they were meant to be max rank unlocks. Clicking where the buy button would be was instantly unlocking the item.

Fixed wrist chain on Cerise that was layered improperly.

Fixed Vibrator Stat Bug: The vibrator item was incorrectly modifying the production stat, causing lower than intended production, and on Mira going into the negatives.

Delayed DLC check order: Some players have been having problems getting the DLC to show up. This may have been due to Steam taking longer to initialize than expected and causing the DLC load to fail. It’s an odd problem that I haven’t been able to fully prove the cause of, so if you are still having this issue after this patch, please let me know any additional details about your setup that you may have. One player was able to fix it by just completely closing steam and reopening it.

Fixed issue with some items unlocking for one character but not the other? I have this one with a question mark because it’s an intermittent issue affecting some players. I adjusted the save system to hopefully resolve it but please let me know if you are still having this problem. Unlocking something on any character should have it immediately available for the other.

Polish

Added arrow keys to manual milking inputs.

Removed “Fixed Reward Text +0” from final rank up UI: This was a remnant from the original ranking mechanic where it used to give fixed stats on rank up.

Added missing autosave call to purchasing items.

Added UI buttons for the Thermostat and LightSwitch: These buttons do not do anything once the item is unlocked, but they allow players to mouse over them for more details on the item. They also allow purchasing the item pre-emptively since these were only obtainable through RNG.

Slightly improved visibility of available stat points icon.

Known Issues

Cerise’s chain restraints on her left arm are sometimes floating: I haven’t been able to replicate this but someone shared a screenshot on discord of it. I suspect something with the physics but can’t fix this bug at the moment.

Golden Party Time and The Witching Hour items stack and can get a bit overwhelming visually: It doesn’t seem to break anything but if its too much, we can make those items exclusive in a future patch.

Old Saves / Cloud Saves from a previous version may cause rank and item unlock issues: The update had significant changes to how the rank system and unlocking items works. Unfortunately, the best thing to do in this case is to delete all data and start a fresh save. IF that still doesn’t resolve it, then please let us know any additional details you may have about your setup.

Developer Notes:

Features

• 25+ items to unlock, including a Milking Machine.

• Body modifiers such as pregnancy or larger breasts.

• Jiggle Physics!

• Original Soundtrack featuring songs from various Tentakero games.

• Hidden secrets to discover!