Total Maidness!
Download for Android This app is available for Android only.- Category:Casual
- Rating: 4.8
- Language:English
- Updated:2026-10-25
Introduction
In Total Maidness!, you inherit a vast fortune—along with a group of beautiful maids—left behind by your father. Embark on a journey to win them over and build your own personal harem. Through various narrative events, you will uncover the stories and secrets of each maid, assist them with their troubles, and deepen your bonds with them by playing engaging mini-games. As your relationships grow, you can unlock intimate animations and welcome these maids into your harem. The game features an incredibly rich narrative, with over 140,000 words of dialogue that bring to life a diverse cast of maids, ensuring an immersive and thoroughly enjoyable experience.
Features of Total Maidness!:
Build your maid empire: Recruit an army of adorable and eccentric maids, each with their own unique personalities and abilities. Watch them grow, level up, and become the ultimate household team!
Customization galore: Outfit your maids with hundreds of costumes, accessories, and hairstyles. From classic maid uniforms to wacky outfits, create the perfect look for every character.
Engaging mini-games: Keep gameplay exciting with interactive mini-games. Help your maids clean, cook, and entertain in fast-paced challenges that reward strategy and quick thinking.
Task management: Assign chores, schedule activities, and balance your maids’ workload to maximize efficiency. Are you a master of organization, or will chaos reign supreme?
Quirky, humorous storyline: Enjoy lighthearted stories and dialogues as your maids navigate their hilarious daily lives. Unexpected events, funny mishaps, and heartwarming moments await!

Changelog:
Exactly 4 years ago, Total Maidness! saw its first (proper) public release.
A lot has happened since then, some good, some bad, but all in all, I think this game turned out pretty good... and I hope the new update makes it even a little better:
Added the 3 previously missing marriage options:
Note that they were missing for a reason, though; all girls have their personalities and life circumstances, and for Claire, Melanie and Cindy, it would be out of character to make it too easy.
So with Claire, there's a catch if you also got close to Abby; with Melanie, she'll only become an option if you impregnate her first; and with Cindy, well....... it's Cindy.
Remastered some animations:
There's too many of them to remaster or remake them all, but I improved 2 Iris animations, a few Leyla animations, and a certain set of Mary animations. Nothing too special, but a little better than before.
Finally more than one co** massage option:
That particular Leyla massage category was originally meant to get more options, not just feet...
Now, there's at least one more vanilla, less niche option.
Post-proposal sandbox reactions:
Nothing much, but the girl you decided to marry will now react (slightly) different to you if you talk to her in the sandbox/free roam.
Again, don't expect too much... but at least the proposal isn't completely ignored anymore, especially in Jenna's case.

Player Comments of Total Maidness!:
You gotta come into this game with simple expectations. You get a harem of maid girls to fuck around and you dont really get much of anything else in all honesty. The story is simple,the art is the and the characters are a little more complex, but not much, it is after all a relatively short harem game. If you want a bit of a brain dead experience with cute maid waifus, then this is your game, cowboy!
Fun harem game, okay scenes with some animated aswell.Slightly grindy here and there due to how the maids change location based on time and day of week, but theres a cheat menu to increase stats (only needed it at the postgame to unlock few side scenes.)Has few minor "NTR" scenes of your harem girls past, and dreamscenes of them being gangbanged but all those can be turned off.Also has few lesbian scenes but those are optional aswell.Harem has big titties and small titties, there is some plot in the game as well.I just wanted more exhibitionism scenes.
Changing my review from 4 to 5 star because I honestly had no reason to give that. I have very basic standards and I also hate excessive filler content. This game gets going pretty quickly but has good content for a fairly large number of girl. My main gripe is still lack of lesbian content but everything else makes up for this.
It's good. Pretty good. The main focus, the maids, are well done, written, and they all have personality. The femdom part is (at least now) present, but it's not like a Mistress situation. Those are your maid, after all. So if any of you expect a game where the maids cage you, this is not the one. Yet, at least. Because the story has a lot of possibilities. For now, just a few scenes can be unlocked, and can be replayed. I'll look forward to the next update, in hope to play a little with Kate, the red one. So far, she's my favourite.

Final words:
You inherit your father's riches and properties, including a mansion and a group of maids. Can you win their hearts, become their master, and create your own personal maid harem? Unlock all the lewd and uncensored images and animations as you make them happy.
More Information
- Size:997.8MB
- Version:1.10
- Requirements:Android
- Votes:355
- Package Name:ocn.totalmaidness
- Signature:40944cb1f35a663dc613d1534c3961a5
- Content Rating:Mature 18+ · Includes adult Themes
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